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  • English - Jokes, pics, fun stuff, links

    http://www.swistaki.reaktywacja.prv.pl/


    DD

    greetz MaxyM !

  • #2
    Re: English - Jokes, pics, fun stuff, links

    Zamieszczone przez ems
    http://www.swistaki.reaktywacja.prv.pl/


    DD

    greetz MaxyM !
    Those "świstaki" are polish politicians... :buhaha:

    greetz Ems
    Warszawa Forum http://www.method.letawi.pl/moje/avatarki/mm.gif

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    • #3
      in timbuktu - small australian village was a quiz.
      in final round was a farmer and a priest.
      in final they have to talk verse with word "Timbuktu"

      first was a priest
      " I read the bible all my life
      I had no children had no wife
      I read the bible through and through
      on all my way to timbuktu"

      everybody want give him a first reward but the quiz must be justice so they must give a chance farmer too.
      then he said:

      " when I and Jim to Brisbane went
      we meet three ladies cheap to rent
      so they`re three and we were two
      so I booked one and Tim booked two

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      • #4
        Something nice-just for a change :>

        http://www.mobfunk.de/lustiges/gecko.swf

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          • #6
            english text by strip from ems

            1th: I must really also once to a stadium

            2th: that atmosphere on the bleachers appears unique to be
            I also want to try the game to get

            3th: perhaps I have myself already that years deficiency done

            4th: in that we go once change bring
            it's pleasant

            5th: ****

            6th:

            7th: you try what atmosphere to create
            FC DEN HAAG - LEGIA WARSZAWA

            NA ZAWSZE RAZEM

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            • #7
              Dumb Americans!

              Two americans were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said: "I've got to take a shit."
              The other said: "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."
              The first one said: "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other american replied: "You have a dollar, don't you?"
              The first one said: "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea, I'll use that!"
              He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
              His friend looked at him and asked: "What in the hell happened to you?"
              The first one replied: "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"


              Q. How do you start a Jewish maratthon?
              A. Roll a penny down a hill!
              http://nominated.homestead.com/files...Unmasked1.jpeg

              NO SURRENDER!

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              • #8
                Here goes some racist shit:

                1)-A mexican and a nigger are riding in a car. Who's driving?

                -The policeman


                2) A nigger went to heaven and got a pair of wings? He said, God! Look at me! I'm an angel!, and God said No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now fuck off! :buhaha:

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